Crying is a free action

Attention all adventurers! In the realm of D&D, sometimes the dice have a wicked sense of humor, and rolling a natural 1 can lead to the most epic fails. Fear not, for our "Crying Is a Free Action" t-shirt celebrates those moments of spectacular blunders, mishaps, and critical failures.

Picture this: You're on a quest to defeat the dragon, but instead, you trip over your own feet and drop your sword. Or you attempt a heroic leap and end up face-first in a pit of gelatinous ooze. When the dice decide it's time for a critical fail, there's only one response—let those tears of laughter flow freely!

🎭 Have you ever rolled a natural 1 on a crucial saving throw?

⚔️ Did your character's incompetence lead to unforgettable gaming memories?

😂 Does your party erupt in laughter every time you critically fail?

If you've experienced the joy (or agony) of rolling a critical fail, this t-shirt is your badge of honor. Wear it proudly and let your fellow adventurers know that you've embraced the chaos of tabletop gaming.

Whether you're a rogue with butterfingers or a wizard whose spells always seem to backfire, this tee is the perfect addition to your D&D wardrobe. Get ready to roll the dice, face the consequences, and remember that in D&D, "Crying Is a Free Action" when that natural 1 appears!

Grab your t-shirt now and relish in the hilarity of critical fails, for they are the spice of every epic adventure. 🎲😅🐉

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.